melissa. 19. friends, lovers, food, & cats.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via gayfornachos)


wachoomeanyouaintnasty:

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

I enjoy giving them

(Source: coluring, via bluntlust)




avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(via orgasm)


dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi, via orgasm)


"Never ruin an apology with an excuse."
Benjamin Franklin (via jamstains)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via madeinphilippines)



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